Writer's Pantry #40, Poets & Storytellers, Inc.
Submitted October 5, 2020
Women are peculiar; they’re never satisfied.
They’re never really happy until they are a bride.
They find a man who pleases them with all that he has got
Soon they begin to make attempts to make him what he’s not.
From what he wears to how he speaks and habits inconsequential
She’s determined not to stop until he reaches his potential.
His first and most important criteria to meet
Is, of course, the obvious….what to do with the toilet seat