We're to consider the unexpected at
Weekly Scriblings this Wednesday.
I had an unexpected midnight epiphany,
and peculiar rhyming words kept
popping into my head. Forgive my
unexpected nonsense!
Submitted to Poets & Storytellers United
June 13, 2020
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Tickle me a ditty
Any tick’ll do
I’ll try to make it pretty
And make it rhyme too.
I’ll make it quite spectacular
A sight for all to see
And in the vernacular
You’ll be pleased to a T
If you’re not particular
And you don’t mind the style
I can make it lenticular
At least for a while
I can make it quite jocular
We all need a smile
You called it cuticular
And missed by a mile
I’ll make it reticular
And you’d best hope I’m done
What’s left is testicular
And that’s not any fun.
Hahahahahaha! Good job, Bev.
ReplyDeleteLOL, this was fun to read. I kind of want it set to music too. There's a feel of a drinking song about it.
ReplyDeleteOMG OMG ... this is hysterical! And made me giggle out loud. Nice rhyming.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha I absolutely love this!!❤️
ReplyDeleteUm, well, that could be fun!
ReplyDeleteA fun read until the last stanza. It made me a bit cautious ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat a hilarious poem this is Bev...I laughed all the way through,
ReplyDeleteTesticular, eh? I'll pass. Hahahaha!
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