Sunday Muse #175. I considered eloquent and romantic, but risque won out, I'm afraid.
BREVITY
Ah, my love, we’ve waited long for this moment,
Our abstinence was a challenge for sure
We saved ourselves with such anticipation
There’s much to be said for the pure
I cast my eyes down chastely and shyly
But all I can think is “gee whiz”
All these long months I’ve waited
Is this really all there is?
Rolling on our floor laughing at the thought! You are priceless ... and slay me. Only an 87-year old would DARE.
ReplyDeleteYes, did a shave my legs for this? Is a thought that has gone through my mind before! LOL I love it Bev!!
ReplyDeletePeggy Lee would love this poem.
ReplyDeleteOh dear! Lol. Always fun to read you Bev.
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ReplyDeleteSorry about that, couldn’t get my first 3 comments to post. Any way — HaHaHaHa! Big drum, little drum, 🥁🪘 it’s the player that creates the rhythm… and it’s the rhythm that makes one dance. 🕺💃🏼
ReplyDeleteOMG. Should NOT have been eating breakfast while reading this. LOL!
ReplyDeletehaha - I wasn't expecting that...
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha...gosh!It is almost 12am at this end and I am reading your poem and howling :D Bev, Bev what have you done :D
ReplyDeleteLOL😆 a naughty one Bev
ReplyDeleteThanks for dropping by my blog today
Much❤love
Well I am shocked.Actually they have just done some medical research which found that size does count.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. No doubt throngs wanted to participate in the research!
DeleteShe should have been warned ahead of time.
ReplyDeleteI've been told they all look the same unactuated.
But I don't go around comparing. :)
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Oh you started out giving me the awwws and floated me into a giggle. Love it!
ReplyDeleteThis is brilliant and a delight. Still laughing.
ReplyDeleteYou had me there to begin with! Love this.
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