It’s Open Link at dVerse. I’m having a
busy week, so here’s a bit of brief
silliness.
Submitted to dVerse Open Link #205
October 4, 2017
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With his healthy libido
And wearing his speedo
He felt quite the ladies man
With his handsome physique
He thought himself really unique
Charming ladies was his big plan.
But the ladies ignored him
In fact they implored him
To just go away … if he can
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I think I've seen guys like this... and wearing a speedo is probably the worst thing they can do. Self awareness is not his best part.
ReplyDeletePoor guy after all that work getting in shape to get into a speedo. :)
ReplyDeleteThe speedo killed it.I've met such guys. Thanks for making me laugh!
ReplyDeleteChortle- admire the humour...
ReplyDeleteHAHA! This is a wonderful character sketch and stretch (into those muscles and the swimsuit.) Love it, Bev!
ReplyDeleteSpeedo Stan. 'Nuff said. Great portrait of him!
ReplyDeleteSomeone should have told poor Stan that personality trumps buff & stuff antics.
ReplyDeletePoor guy.
ReplyDeletewell, this was rather amusing.
ReplyDeleteOh my I have seen a few! And yes they may all leave now.
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh.
You made me giggle, Bev! A libido in speedos! I think I'd have to look away - just in case he saw me smile - he might get the wrong idea.
ReplyDeleteI love the humor in this!
ReplyDeleteI think I know him...
ReplyDeletereminds me of a domestic DJ we once saw called Stefan ROCKS, ha ha
ReplyDeleteLOL!~ Good one, Beverly!~ Really enjoyed this poem. Silly but a slice of real life. Oh, my eyes!~!
ReplyDeleteBeverly, "asobime' is me....Lady Nyo and Jane. LOL!
ReplyDeleteWhat a heartbreak for the man:(
ReplyDeleteI like the whimsy of this, and like you, I could do without the Speedo!
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